imnotcoollrx

I AM NOT COOL

ALL I SEE IS PERFECTION IN PHYSICAL FORM

AND WITTY REPARTEE SEEMS QUIT THE NORM

MY OWN REFLECTION SEEMS SO OUT OF PLACE

HOW DO I GO THROUGH LIFE WITHOUT A MADE FOR TV FACE

chorus

I KNOW I'VE ADDRESSED THESE ISSUES BEFORE

AND I HOPE I AM NOT AN UNBEARABLE BORE

BUT I KNOW IT'S TRUE, THAT COMPARED TO YOU

I AM NOT HIP, NO, I AM NOT COOL ANYMORE

I DIDN'T PIERCE MY EARS UNTIL I WAS 32

WHY LOVE A WOMAN WHEN A MAN WILL DO

I DON'T HAVE NO CLEAVAGE EXCEPT WHEN I AM FAT

AND NOW YOU SAY MY MINI VAN IS JUST NOT WHERE IT'S AT

chorus

I OWN RECORDS WITH BANJOS AND CORDEENS

I NEVER TIE DYED IN MY WASHING MACHINE

I THINK RAP AND LITE FM EQUALLY SUCK

AND IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE I'VE HAD A GOOD... CHUCK STEAK

chorus

I SAID THAT... I AM NOT HIP, NO, I AM NOT COOL ANYMORE

THANK GOD THAT... I AM NOT HIP, NO, I AM NOT COOL ANYMORE